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Romance mathematics 
戀愛數學






Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance 
聰明的男人 + 聰明的女人 = 戀愛 
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair 
聰明的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 姦情 
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage 
愚蠢的男人 + 聰明的女人 = 婚姻 
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy 
愚蠢的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 懷孕 
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Shopping Math







購物數學







A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. 
一個男人會出20元,買一個他所需要,但只值10元的東西

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. 
一個女人會出10元,買一個她不需要,但值20元的東西。 
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General Equations & Statistics 
公式和統計數學







A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 
一個女人結婚後,就不再為未來擔憂。 
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 
一個男人直到結婚後,才會擔心未來。 
A successful man is one who Makes more money than his wife can spend. 
一個男人所賺的錢,足夠支付她老婆的開銷,就是個成功的男人。 
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 
可以找到一個成功的男人,就是個成功的女人。 
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Happiness 
幸福數學







To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. 
要和一個男人幸福的生活,你必須非常了解他,而不必太愛他。 
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 
要和一個女人幸福的生活,你必須非常愛她,而不必嘗試去理解她。 
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Longevity 
壽命數學







Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. 
已婚的男人一般比未婚的長命,但大部分的已婚男人卻寧願去死。 
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Propensity Change 
個性數學







A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 
女人希望男人婚後會有所改變,可是他並不會。 
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. 
男人希望女人婚後不會改變,可是她一定會。 
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Discussion Technique 
辯論技巧







A woman has the last word in any argument. 
在爭吵時,女人總是爭到最後一字一句。 
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
 
在那之後,男人所說的任何句話,又會引起新的爭端

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