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"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."                                 

如果有人搶了你的老婆，最好的報復就是讓他留著。 

Lee Majors (美國電影明星 - 李.梅爾)                                                                                 

"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay" together.                                                                                                           

結婚後夫妻就像一個硬幣的兩面·；他們不但不能面對面，而且還分不開。

Al Gore (克林頓當總統時的副總統 - 阿爾·戈爾)                                                                       

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."   

不管怎麼樣，還是結婚的好。如果你找到一個好太太，你會很幸福。                                                       

假如你找到一個壞的，你會成為一個哲學家。 

Socrates (古希臘的思想家、哲學家，教育家 - 蘇格拉底)                                                               

"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."                                           

女人給了男人做大事的激勵和靈感，同時又給了男人完成大事的阻力。

Mike Tyson (前美國拳王 - 麥克.泰森)                                                                                 

"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"                       

有一個好問題我總是沒答案；那就是“女人到底想要什麼？”  

George Clooney (美國著名演員 - 喬治·克魯尼)                                                                          

"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."                                                

我跟我太太才說了幾個字，她卻回了我一段長篇大論。 

Bill Clinton (美國前總統- 比爾.克林頓)                                                                             

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little     

candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."                                     

有人問我婚姻能維持這麼長的秘密。我們每個星期去餐館兩次。晚餐有燭光，音樂，和跳舞。她星期二去，我星期五去。 

George W. Bush (美國前總統 - 小布希)  

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."                                                       

我不怕恐怖分子。我已經結婚兩年了。 

Rudy Giuliani (前紐約市911事件時的市長 - 魯迪.朱利安尼)  

"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up."                                                                                 

有兩個秘密能讓你的婚姻圓滿：1. 當你錯時，馬上認錯。2. 當你對時，閉上嘴巴。                          

Shaquille O’Neal (美國籃球巨星 - 沙奎爾.奧尼爾)        

"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."                                   

最有效的方法記住你太太的生日就是先忘掉一次。

Kobe Bryant (美國籃球巨星 - 科比·布萊恩特)                                                                         

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."                                                           

我太太和我都高高興興的過了二十年，然後我們相遇了。

Alec Baldwin (美國電影明星 - 亞歷克.鮑德溫)      

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."                                                          

一個好太太當她是錯的時候總是原諒她的丈夫。   

Barack Obama (美國總統- 歐巴馬)                                                                                     

"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."                                                         

婚姻是唯一的敵我睡在一張床上的戰爭。   

Tommy Lee (美國老牌電影明星 - 湯米.李)  

"First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."                                                                     

有個人驕傲的說 “我的太太是天使！”另一個聽到的人說“你真幸運！我的還活著！”  

Jimmy Kimmel (美國著名電視節目主持人 - 吉米.金米爾) 

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”                                                                                                 

“親愛的，女士優先又怎麼了？”丈夫回答說，”今天世界亂成這個樣子就是因為有女的先來了！“                      

David Letterman (美國電視著名脫口秀主持人 - 大衛.萊特曼)